Oh my, oh my, Dooce has done it again.

Some books said that it might take a few weeks (HA!) or months before the procedure could be reconvened, and if you’re one of those women who after only six weeks of shoving her boobs down a bottomless opossum could reconvene the procedure with a smile or maybe even an “ooh, yes” then I heartily salute your robotic, adjustable vagina. I bet yours is the type of vagina that can hum show tunes or fold sheets all by itself.

I derive great pleasure — very great pleasure — from reading her blog. She has such an irreverent style, and does not hesitate to use herself and life as source material. Why, she can even make fun of herself! At the same time, she writes honestly and seriously about topics such as post-partum depression, mothering challenges, and trouble with RECONVENING THE PROCEDURE. Read more!