Warning: Sexist Humor

My father-in-law-to-be and I share a passion: dark chocolate. When I was visiting I made sure to keep him supplied with a steady dose. He sends me humorous email on the topic, and I found this one quite funny.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands.

DANGEROUS: WhatÂ’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: HereÂ’s fifty dollars. Why donÂ’t you go shopping.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of white wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didnÂ’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: IÂ’ve always loved you in that robe.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

Upset with my choice of humor? Here, have some chocolate.

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