All the books tell you that if the grizzly comes for you, on no account should you run. This is the sort of advice you get from someone who is sitting at a keyboard when he gives it. Take it from me, if you are in an open space with no weapons and a grizzly comes for you, run. You may as well. If nothing else, it will give you something to do with the last seven seconds of your life. However, when the grizzly overtakes you, as it most assuredly will, you should fall to the ground and play dead. A grizzly may chew on a limp form for a minute or two but generally will lose interest and shuffle off. With black bears, however, playing dead is futile, since they will continue chewing on you until you are considerably beyond caring.

–Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods

Bear this in mind, get it?! *snicker* *heh heh* Ah, some days I amuse myself. (Go on, don’t tell me you don’t laugh at your own silly jokes and puns.)