{"id":8065,"date":"2014-01-01T19:10:18","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T03:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/?p=8065"},"modified":"2026-01-21T16:31:24","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T00:31:24","slug":"if-you-ask-a-zebra-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2014\/01\/01\/if-you-ask-a-zebra-a-question\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Ask a Zebra a Question&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I asked the zebra<br \/>\nAre you black with white stripes?<br \/>\nOr white with black stripes?<br \/>\nAnd the zebra asked me,<br \/>\nOr you good with bad habits?<br \/>\nOr are you bad with good habits?<br \/>\nAre you noisy with quiet times?<br \/>\nOr are you quiet with noisy times?<br \/>\nAre you happy with some sad days?<br \/>\nOr are you sad with some happy days?<br \/>\nAre you neat with some sloppy ways?<br \/>\nOr are you sloppy with some neat ways?<br \/>\nAnd on and on and on and on<br \/>\nAnd on and on he went.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll never ask a zebra<br \/>\nAbout stripes<br \/>\nAgain.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Shel Silverstein<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked the zebra Are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Or you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Are you noisy with quiet times? Or are you quiet with noisy times? Are you happy with some sad days? Or are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,215,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry","category-quotes"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8066,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8065\/revisions\/8066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}