{"id":7831,"date":"2013-02-28T10:33:58","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T18:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/?p=7831"},"modified":"2026-01-21T16:31:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T00:31:33","slug":"afterlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2013\/02\/28\/afterlife\/","title":{"rendered":"Afterlife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE AFTERLIFE<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re moving off in all imaginable directions,<br \/>\neach according to his own private belief,<br \/>\nand this is the secret that silent Lazarus would not reveal:<br \/>\nthat everyone is right, as it turns out.<br \/>\nyou go to the place you always thought you would go,<br \/>\nthe place you kept lit in an alcove in your head.<\/p>\n<p>Some are being shot into a funnel of flashing colors<br \/>\ninto a zone of light, white as a January sun.<br \/>\nOthers are standing naked before a forbidding judge who sits<br \/>\nwith a golden ladder on one side, a coal chute on the other.<\/p>\n<p>Some have already joined the celestial choir<br \/>\nand are singing as if they have been doing this forever,<br \/>\nwhile the less inventive find themselves stuck<br \/>\nin a big air conditioned room full of food and chorus girls.<\/p>\n<p>Some are approaching the apartment of the female God,<br \/>\na woman in her forties with short wiry hair<br \/>\nand glasses hanging from her neck by a string.<br \/>\nWith one eye she regards the dead through a hole in her door.<\/p>\n<p>There are those who are squeezing into the bodies<br \/>\nof animals &#8211; eagles and leopards &#8211; and one trying on<br \/>\nthe skin of a monkey like a tight suit,<br \/>\nready to begin another life in a more simple key,<\/p>\n<p>while others float off into some benign vagueness,<br \/>\nlittle units of energy heading for the ultimate elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>There are even a few classicists being led to an underworld<br \/>\nby a mythological creature with a beard and hooves.<br \/>\nHe will bring them to the mouth of the furious cave<br \/>\nguarded over by Edith Hamilton and her three-headed dog.<\/p>\n<p>The rest just lie on their backs in their coffins<br \/>\nwishing they could return so they could learn Italian<br \/>\nor see the pyramids, or play some golf in a light rain.<br \/>\nThey wish they could wake in the morning like you<br \/>\nand stand at a window examining the winter trees,<br \/>\nevery branch traced with the ghost writing of snow.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Billy Collins<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE AFTERLIFE They&#8217;re moving off in all imaginable directions, each according to his own private belief, and this is the secret that silent Lazarus would not reveal: that everyone is right, as it turns out. you go to the place you always thought you would go, the place you kept lit in an alcove in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,16,215,30,219],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meditation","category-nature","category-poetry","category-quotes","category-spirit"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7831"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11925,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7831\/revisions\/11925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}