{"id":2326,"date":"2008-04-30T15:51:41","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T23:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/?p=2326"},"modified":"2026-01-21T16:37:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T00:37:20","slug":"please-tell-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2008\/04\/30\/please-tell-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Please, Tell Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To my readers who have baby-proofed their home, and in particular have installed cabinet latches &#8212; the type that you press down on as you open the door so it doesn&#8217;t catch:<\/p>\n<p>How long until I stop forgetting they&#8217;re there and attempting to open the door only to have the latch catch and practically rip my nail off?<\/p>\n<p>I feel rather stupid attempting to open my cabinet doors now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To my readers who have baby-proofed their home, and in particular have installed cabinet latches &#8212; the type that you press down on as you open the door so it doesn&#8217;t catch: How long until I stop forgetting they&#8217;re there and attempting to open the door only to have the latch catch and practically rip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-miscellaney","category-motherhood"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2326"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4593,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions\/4593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}