And therefore I must share them.<\/p>\n
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
\n–Richard Diran<\/p><\/blockquote>\nI know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.
\n–Mitch Hedberg<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\nI shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
\n–Graffito<\/p><\/blockquote>\nIt’s been a lovely, warm sunny day. This afternoon I got outside and trimmed the lemon and orange trees in the back yard so we have a little more room. The branches were encroaching the patio and the fruits were moldering on the ground. Unfortunately, we cannot enjoy the fruit because the exterminator last year dumped the remaining poison out under the trees<\/a>. The poison is not water-soluble (thus probably has not been washed away in winter rains), so we just don’t want to take any chances. But they look pretty and the blooms smell nice (but not the rotting fruit. Rotting citrus is sharp and nasty.)<\/p>\n
How’s your day been?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And therefore I must share them. I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. –Richard Diran I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming. –Mitch Hedberg I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. –Graffito It’s been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-nature","category-quotes"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11593,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions\/11593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}