{"id":2141,"date":"2007-11-13T19:58:23","date_gmt":"2007-11-14T03:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2007\/11\/13\/a-little-humor\/"},"modified":"2026-01-21T16:38:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T00:38:46","slug":"a-little-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2007\/11\/13\/a-little-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"photopost\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mindfulone\/2010633737\/\" title=\"emergency bacon by Mindful One, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2161\/2010633737_511264aab9.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"emergency bacon\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><center><strong>Emergency Bacon<\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Husband brought this home for me from work. This is a routine snack in their fridge &#8212; <em>&#8220;microwave 60 seconds and enjoy.&#8221;<\/em> I was at wits&#8217; end with a crying baby, so he thought I needed this. <\/p>\n<p>P.S. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2007\/11\/13\/what-have-i-given-birth-to\/\">After 25 minutes of hysterical crying<\/a> (not me, my daughter) I went back and picked her up to rock her. She went instantly limp into a doze in my arms. Husband came home 20  minutes later and she woke. He held her for 20 minutes, talked quietly, she fell asleep, and <em>now she is asleep in her crib<\/em>. It&#8217;s not fair! (But I&#8217;m grateful that he is such a good father and that she will fall asleep for <em>someone<\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emergency Bacon Husband brought this home for me from work. This is a routine snack in their fridge &#8212; &#8220;microwave 60 seconds and enjoy.&#8221; I was at wits&#8217; end with a crying baby, so he thought I needed this. P.S. After 25 minutes of hysterical crying (not me, my daughter) I went back and picked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,34],"tags":[150,151,220,152],"class_list":["post-2141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-motherhood","tag-bacon","tag-food","tag-humor","tag-love"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4497,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions\/4497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}