{"id":2033,"date":"2007-08-29T11:14:04","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T18:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2007\/08\/29\/thems-the-breaks\/"},"modified":"2026-01-21T16:39:30","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T00:39:30","slug":"thems-the-breaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/2007\/08\/29\/thems-the-breaks\/","title":{"rendered":"Thems The Breaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forecast for today: Sunny, high at 93F.<\/p>\n<p>Last night at 10 p.m. we had a false alarm. I thought my water broke. Turns out it did not, but this required an exam at the hospital to be sure. (<em>Something<\/em> leaked, and I know for sure it was not urine, dammit.) The staff were lovely to us; I&#8217;m sure they get lots of first-timers with false alarms.<\/p>\n<p>We got home around midnight and I went to bed exhausted. But I couldn&#8217;t sleep, so I read until 4:30 a.m. I dozed off lightly but woke at 5:30, 6:00, and 7:00 a.m. Then I slept until 8:30, when the roofers came. It sounded like the aliens on the roof from the movie <em>Signs<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve developed a hearty cough that emanates from my chest and leaves a metallic taste in my mouth. My head is full of cotton. I&#8217;ve sneezed through a box of Kleenex. <\/p>\n<p>We have an OB appointment at 11:50; I don&#8217;t feel alert enough to drive. Husband stayed home from work to drive us there. <\/p>\n<p>As I type, the roofers are ripping off our shingles. Husband will drop me off at a friend&#8217;s home after the appointment, where I will dally the afternoon away <strike>eating bonbons and reading<\/strike> sleeping (I hope). He&#8217;ll retrieve me this evening sometime around 7:00 and we&#8217;ll go home, open the windows, and turn on all the fans. Then we&#8217;ll finish watching <em>Flushed Away<\/em>, and maybe get a good night&#8217;s sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forecast for today: Sunny, high at 93F. Last night at 10 p.m. we had a false alarm. I thought my water broke. Turns out it did not, but this required an exam at the hospital to be sure. (Something leaked, and I know for sure it was not urine, dammit.) The staff were lovely to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10785,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions\/10785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kathrynpetroharper.com\/mindfullife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}