Archive for the 'Quotes' Category

These Are Silly

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

And therefore I must share them.
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
–Richard Diran
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.
–Mitch Hedberg

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
–Graffito
It’s been a lovely, warm sunny day. This afternoon [...]

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A Little Soul

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality was so fascinating that, if I allowed it to do so, it would absorb my whole nature, my whole soul, my very art itself.
–Oscar Wilde

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The Inconsolable Child

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

This observation was included in an article about adult discomfort with a crying child who won’t be comforted, and what to do for the child. The answer: just stay near. The excerpt articulates what I struggle with when my child cries.
“The inconsolable state of grief, or what feels like an intolerable level of loss or [...]

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Flow

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Everything flows from your own heart.
–Fa-Yen

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For Idealists

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

You’re asking the wrong questions. If you want to make the world a better place, tell funnier jokes!
–Woody Allen

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I Just Think the Economy Has Bipolar Disorder

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
–John Kenneth Galbraith

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Not Me! (I Hope.)

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
–Unknown

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123 Meme

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

This meme has been making the rounds. I’m not certain how I feel about the relevance of posting three sentences from a nearby book (and skipping the five preceding sentences), but what the heck.
I’ve been tagged by The Friendly Humanist for a new blog meme. Here are the rules:

Pick up the book nearest you with [...]

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Management Skills

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

I’ve always enjoyed Dave Barry’s humor. I also think it’s important to take politics with a dash of laughter, and especially to be able to laugh at one’s own politics.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
–Dave Barry

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Right Speech

Friday, January 18th, 2008

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
–Dorothy Nevill

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