Archive for June, 2006

Brilliant, Angry, Funny, Real

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Connie’s Pre-O-Bitch-Uary 1. At my funeral, if I have an open casket (which is dubious at best), please DO NOT say, “She looks good.” I don’t look good. I look DEAD. 2. Don’t say I passed. I am not a kidney stone. I’m dead. 3. Don’t say we lost her. I’m not lost. I’m dead. […]

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If Not On the Day I Die

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

If you were really going to die tonight, would you sit and read through the whole Sunday paper, or most of the magazines you subscribe to? Would you really surf around the TV looking desperately for anything of even minor interest? Would you still go out and spend an hour or two at lunch or […]

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Getting Grounded

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

To cut to the chase: our direct flight from Austin (3.5 hours) that was to have gotten us home yesterday by 6:30 p.m. did not happen. Flights were very late arriving (the rainy Eastern weather?), so our flight was delayed an hour. Then the plane arrived, but we didn’t board for another 45 minutes. When […]

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